how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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