i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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