trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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