he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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