Its about making memories worth repressing
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Randomize
