Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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