Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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