so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Do vagina's smell?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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