Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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