i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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