ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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