The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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