If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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