you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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