he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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