I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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