I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
i think im in europe. pls send help
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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