i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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