I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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