i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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