The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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