would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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