Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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