So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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