it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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