I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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