i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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