The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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