i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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