so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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