Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
