Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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