He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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