So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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