My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
P.S. I can't hear my feet
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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