Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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