I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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