Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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