Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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