my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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