Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
and she was petting her beer can
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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