Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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