And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
