I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
