i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Do plants get herpes?
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