check it out our google latitudes are spooning
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I will be naked everywhere
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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