yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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