If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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