Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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