So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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