ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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