How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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