I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You may now shotgun with the bride
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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